Engineer Day Wishes, Quotes, Whatsapp Status, Funny Messages, SMS & Shayari 2018

By | September 14, 2018

Happy Engineer Day Wishes, Quotes, Whatsapp Status, Funny Messages, SMS & Shayari 2018: Hello everyone. Good Morning. Wishing you a very Happy Engineer Day 2018 to all readers. Today we are going to publish the best Happy Engineer Day Wishes, Quotes, Whatsapp Status, Funny Messages, SMS & Shayari 2018 in the Hindi & English. So are you searching for the best? if yes then you come to the right place.

Engineer Day Wishes & Quotes: So here you will get the Engineer Day Wishes and Quotes for Civil Engineer, Computer Engineer, Production Engineer, Information Technology Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Mechanical Engineer etc. Engineers day Celebrates on September 15th, 2018 every year as a remarkable tribute to the greatest Indian Engineer Bharat Ratna Visvesvaraya. Visvesvaraya played a key role in developing a system to protect Visakhapatnam port from sea erosion. He held a degree in Civil Engineering from the College of Engineering, Pune.

Happy Engineer Day Wishes, Quotes, Whatsapp Status, Funny Messages, SMS & Shayari 2018

Engineer Day Wishes

Engineer Day Wishes

In the previous post, We have published the best Engineer Day Images, GIF, Wallpapers, Pics, Funny MEMES & Photos for Whatsapp DP 2018. Here, We are going to publish the best Happy Engineer Day Wishes, Engineer Day Quotes, Engineer Day Whatsapp Status, Engineer Day Funny Messages, Engineer Day 2018 SMS and Shayari in Hindi & English.

Happy Engineer Day 2018 Wishes & SMS

Firstly I would like to thank Google for allowing me to copy and paste and secondly to the Xerox machines. Haapy Engineer’s Day 2018!

 

We build the world (Civil Engineer.)
We build the magic world (Comuter Engineer)
We connect the world (Electronics & Communication Engineer.)
We are the powers of world (Electrical Engineer)
We move the world (Mechanical Engineer)
PROUD TO B AN ENGINEER

 

Engineering Is like a….
Typical Indian public toilet…!
People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out……!!

 

Everybody says Engineering is so easy that it is just like walking in a park
But only Engineers know that park is called Jurassic Park
Happy Engineers Day 2018

 

 

Happy Engineer Day 2018 Quotes & Slogans

At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a noble profession.

 

A software is a great combination of artistry and engineering. — Bill Gates, Co-founder of Microsoft

 

Architecture begins where engineering ends.

 

Everybody says Engineering is so easy that it is just like walking in a park
But only Engineers know that park is called Jurassic Park
Happy Engineers Day 2018 to all engineer!

 

Science is about knowing; engineering is about doing. — Henry Petroski, American engineer

 

Software Engineering might be science; but that’s not what I do. I’m a hacker, not an engineer.

Happy Engineer Day 2018 Whatsapp Status & Facebook Messages

Engineering Fact:
We don’t need a girlfriend…
our assignments irritate us every day…
that’s enough…. Happy Engineers’ Day 2018

You can be a Doctor and save lives.
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives.
You can be a Soldier and protect lives.
But why to play with others lives?
So we simply became engineers to screw up our own lives.
Happy Engineers’ Day 2018 status

Happy Engineer Day 2018 Funny Messages

If money is lost
→ nothing is lost

If health is lost
→ something is lost

But
if character is lost,
→ 8 BITS are lost
Happy Engineer Day 2018

 

Top two Engineering Rumours:Top two Engineering Rumours:a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks

 

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r engineersMan: Among my 4 sons 3 r engineersFrnd: what about 4th one?Man: he did not study and bcum barberFrnd: y dont u throw him out?Man: bcuz he is the 1 who earns !

 

4 yrs
40 subjects
400 experiments
4000 assignments
40000 hours
A normal human CANNOT do it.
Those super heroes are called
‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’
Happy Engineer’s Day 2018 wishes

 

Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
Happy Engineer Day 2018

 

Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
.
ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.

Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le …
Happy Engineer Day 2018!

 

Civil engneer asked his town plannr.

Whats the technical defect in a female body?

Ans:- Entertainment area is constructed very near to sewerage area..:-D

 

Newton Asked How to Write 4 between 5
Pharma student : Good Joke
M.BA. student : Impossible
Engineer student : F(IV)E
Engineers R.O.C.K.
Happy Engineer’s Day 2018 to buddies!!

 

There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world…There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world…Some make wonders happen..!Some see wonders happen..!Others wonder what happened..!!

 

A software engineer was smoking
A Lady said
“Cant u see warning.
Smoking is injurious to health”

He replied
“We bother only about errors, not warnings!

 

R U emotionally numb..?

Creatively challenged..?

Artistically void..?

Socially outcast..?

Financially zero..?

Congratulations..
.
.
You are an ENGINEER..!
Happy Engineer Day 2018

 

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