Happy {Deepavali}* Diwali Jokes, Funny Messages & Memes for Instagram, Whatsapp & Facebook 2018

By | October 30, 2018

Happy {Deepavali}* Diwali Jokes, Funny Messages & Memes for Instagram, Whatsapp & Facebook 2018: Jokes are liked by all of us and it is an essential part of our daily life. With healthy jokes, all can remain happy and make the home a better place to live. Remember the time when your grandfather used to crack some jokes when you were having a bad just after being scolded by your mother. Jokes are always having special importance in our life. Especially during a festive time like Diwali the Happy Diwali Jokes & Memes are important and valid ways that can make the festive season have a different meaning. Spend this Diwali differently with a light mood and make it a memorable one.

Spend this Diwali with marvelous jokes

It might be that you had a quarrel with one of your best friend or office colleague and the situation had taken such a turn that you hardly talk him. So this is the right time to take the advantage of the situation. Just send him some marvelous jokes that would surely make him break into laughter.  On this Diwali get back your lost relation just by sending an impressive joke. This Diwali it is your turn to make the relations have a new strength that would never gets fade again.

Happy {Deepavali}* Diwali Jokes, Funny Messages & Memes for Instagram, Whatsapp & Facebook 2018

Diwali Jokes, Funny Messages & Memes

Make your day worthy with impressive jokes

Jokes can make all things right. May be it a quarrel or a silly misunderstanding that make given rise to much confusion all can be solved just with some jokes! Make the jokes completely new. Let people feel that jokes are really an efficient medium for making the lost relations get a life line once again. Send some selected jokes to the younger members of your family. It may be your nephew, younger brother or sister. All do not like to mingle with the crowd. So let them enjoy this Diwali in a completely different way away from the hustles and bright celebration of the city. Here we are going to publish Diwali Jokes for WhatsappDiwali Funny Messages for Facebook and Diwali Memes for Instagram. Here you can download the Happy Deepavali Images 2018 for Whatsapp and Facebook.

Happy {Deepavali}* Diwali Jokes 2018 in Hindi & English

O O O O
O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O O O
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अरे !
Diwali के लड्डू है,
Please एक खाकर आगे फोरवर्ड कर देना…
Happy Diwali in Advance…
देखी मेरी “यारी”, सबसे पहले हमने “बाजी मारी”…

 

अपुन wishing you a wonderful,
*super-duper*
*zabardast*
*xtra-badhiya*
*xtra special*
एकदम मस्त and Dhinchak,
बोले तो एकदम **Jhakaas**
# HAPPY DiWALi 2018 #

 

Bura na mano holi hai
Yeh kahekar kisi ne mujh par rang fek diya tha.
.
Aaj bura na mano diwali hai,
Yeh kahkar meine us par bomb fenk diya
Aaj pura mohalla muje dhund rha hai!

 

सूचना –
दिवाली पर एक ही तिल्ली से 4-5 दीपक ना जलाये
इससे पिताजी को शक होने लगता है कि,
छोरा सिगरेट पीने लगा है
जनहित में जारी😜
हेप्पी दिवाली 2018!

 

You will get the Happy Diwali Advance Wishes

Happy {Deepavali}* Diwali Funny Messages & SMS for Whatsapp & Facebook

Khabardar koi bhi muje Happy Diwali nahi bolega
Kyon ki pichali bar aapki Hardik Shubhakamnao se mera koi bhala nahi hua tha
Isliye isbar mujhe cash bhejkar dekhiye
happy Diwali 2018!

 

अमिताभ बच्चन – “मेरे पास Rocket है,
कोटी है,
चकरी है,
अनार है,
मिर्ची बोम्ब है,
तुम्हारे पास क्या है ?”
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शशी कपूर – “मेरे पास
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मेरे पास… मा…
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चीस है ।
लगा दूँगा सभी पे तो कुछ भी नहीं बचेगा…
# Happy Diwali 2018 #

 

में आशा करता हूँ कि,
इस दिवाली के पावन मौके पे,
दिपावली के अलौकिक प्रकाश से,
तुम्हारे दिमाग में कुछ उजाला हो…
और
तूम इंसानो जैसा बर्ताव शुरू कर दो…
$ HAPPY DIPAWALI IN ADVANCE $

 

इस बार स्वच्छ दिवाली मनाये
पटाखें फोड़कर ध्वनि प्रदुषण और वायु प्रदुषण न फैलाये
ऐसा बोलने वालें को कुर्सी से बांधकर
उसके नीचे रोकेट और बम जलाये
Wish you a very Happy Diwali 2018

 

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Happy {Deepavali}* Diwali Memes for Instagram, Whatsapp & Facebook

Diwali Memes for Instagram

Agar aapki girlfriend aapse chand sitaro ki demand karti hai,
to aaj hi 1 rocket kharid kar, Usey us par bithakar, rocket ko aag laga do

 

Aankho se aansuon ki judai kar do,
Dil se gamo ko vidai kar do,
Agar dil na lage kahi to,
Aa jao mere ghar
Aur
Mere ghar ki Safai kar do…
Aur yaad rahe yeh offer diwali tak hi hai!

 

Rocket 90 Rs, Bomb 100 Rs, anar 80 Rs, Fuljari 50 Rs,
Chakri 100 Rs. Total 420 Rs.
It’s a completely wastage of money…
Kyu n yehi 420 rs. se kuch charso bisi ka kam kare
1 tanduri chicken lao,
aur 1 Whisky lao Total hua kharcha 400 Rs.
Khub khao aur pio,
Bivi hogi to patakhe khud hi bajenge
Nahi hogi to gharwale bajayenge

Diwali Memes

Diwali Memes

Eco Friendly Diwali Jokes 2018

जहाँ इंसान 45 करोड़ सिगरेट प्रतिदन जलाता है
वहाँ साला एक दिन की दिवाली से प्रदूषण फैलाता है
वाह वाह..
झूठे पर्यावरण प्रेमी शांत रहे
पहले खुद बाईक या कार छोड़कर साईकिल चलाये
पेड़ उगाये, फिर ज्ञान फैलाये
खूब पटाखें फो़ड़े, मच्छर भगाये
हेप्पी दिवाली!

 

Nature lover bane
Is Diwali noiseless Diwali manaye
Nature bachaye
Matlab
Apni patni ko uske mayke pahuchaye
Jan hit mein jari

 

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